Every so often I like to go through the spam filter here at deviantmonk.com and amuse myself with some of the varied and failed attempts by robots to clutter up my site with links to places that will more than likely bring one’s computer to a crashing halt. While the vast majority are obvious link-bait, some actually make an attempt at legitimacy. These are the gems I sift for so that my loyal readers can have a chuckle at the expense of syntaxically impoverished androids.
Below you will find some of the more noteworthy spam comments with my own snarky commentary.
Enjoy!
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I strive to make sure that my articles are both amazingly written and round. I will usually go for the former over the latter, but I have no objections to both coming together in a perfect marriage of geometry and erudition.
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Thank you for completely plagiarizing my post by copying it to your blog! Especially since you later admit you aren’t even able to read it on your own blog! Print away, my friend, print away!
What a well written writing..
Thank you, but I was actually going for something well-written that didn’t end up being some kind of writing. I guess I’ll have to try again.
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What can I say, I love you!
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Oh my goodness! I had no idea UGG boots were so destructive. I will immediately pool my considerable resources and clout to bring this to the attention of the universe!
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I would suggest that you submit something to Yahoo News. They are clearly looking for people with such an obvious and intuitive grasp of internet promotion.
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Hmmm… that actually might be a useful comment.
Hi There!, I’ve gone ahead and bookmarked your page on Twitter so my friends can see it too. I simply used your blog title as the entry in my bookmark, as I figured if it’s good enough for you to title your blog post that, then you probably would like…
Of course! It was good enough for me as the title of MY blog post, why wouldn’t I want you to use it as well?
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Of course I am!
This definitely makes great sense to anyone..
I aim for the self-evident.
Thanks a heap for this post, glad to see there are still some excellent writers around the web!
You are welcome a heap, but only a heap of oven-roasted pistachios. Which, incidentally, sound really good right now…
Excellent post here from…
Excellent comment there to…
I would like to propose not to hold off until you earn enough money to buy different goods!
Will do. Thanks for such sound and relevant financial advice!
This post could not be more correct…
Perfection is a gift.
I suggest adding a facebook like button for the blog!
I suggest looking and clicking on the facebook like button right above where you put this comment!
I really like the direction you’ve decided to take this blog….
And what direction is that?
I couldn’t think you are more right.
Nor could I.
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You weren’t looking hard enough.
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I would love to add an rrs subscription, but all I have is that pesky and outdated rss subscription. Sorry to disappoint you.
I don’t disagree with this blog!
What a coincidence, neither do I!
I am in accordance completely.
Resistance is futile. You will continue to comply.
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I am glad that I can stimulate the ideas that radiate forth from your fingers. I would suggest a strict regimen of finger push-ups to help facilitate even more ideas. Maybe even some finger squats, although you will need some mini-weight belts for safety.
